i love when straight guys release their socially repressed homoerotic urges through “jokes”
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
I cannot believe this is STILL getting notes
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
the loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest. the most damaged people are the wisest. all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
this is my chance
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE